Family Guy 2011 Calendars For Sale - Great To Have On Desk Or Wall

If you have not heard of the Emmy award winning animated series, Family Guy, you must not own a TV. The adult themed cartoon debuted in 1999, and contains quite a bit of profanity, violence, and animated nudity. Each episode is kind of like the joke of the day, haphazardly following the middle class, possibly lobotomized, Griffin family.   

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Peter is an affable fool and the dad of this oddball family living in Quahog, Rhode Island. He does not understand why anyone would need a calendar, “The sun comes up, the moon goes down and you’ve got yourself another day. Who cares how many times it happens?”

Lois, Peter’s loving wife, is always quick to respond to his dim-witted comments. She was once Miss Teen Rhode Island, and without her, the seams would unravel in this comical fleece. Always one-step away from a nervous breakdown; she manages to glue the family back together repeatedly.

Their kids are Meg, a dowdy seventeen-year-old girl with low self-esteem. She is the target of below the belt observations from the rest of the family, if they even remember she is around. 

Chris does not have a clue about… anything. The evil monkey that came out of his closet loves to mess with his head, and at thirteen, girls are apparently bizarre citizens of another planet. His goals in life are to be as idiotic as his father as long as he does not amount to much. Chris keeps his TV viewing schedule on his calendar.  How else would he know when Bob’s Burgers is coming on?

Stewie, the diabolical baby with an escalating sexual inclination, is always trying to kill Lois.  Maybe he speaks with a British accent because New England is related to Old England.

If that is not enough to send them all to the funny farm, the talking dog, Brian, might bring the strait jackets out. He would be too smart to be caught if it were not for his weakness for ditzy blondes and martinis. Brian won the Stoner of the Year honor in 2009 from High Times Magazine. He keeps his calendar full of his blonde events, book signings, and court dates.

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Family Guy Calendars are “Freakin’ Sweet”. Monday smiles are almost guaranteed with these people keeping track of daily events. Birthdays are easy to remember when Lois keeps track of them. “Does anybody remember Meg’s birthday? She’s the only one missing.” Stewie plans to take over the world sometime next January. Be sure and write that one down. Imagine 365 days of comical catch phrases and daily absurdities.

Patriot Ale on sale Thursday; Giggity swinger’s party Friday night; put the love couch out for trash pick-up on Saturday. Whatever you record on a Family Guy Calendar, it will be surrounded by hysterical family humor; dysfunctional family, but humor none the less. Laugh aloud Sunday through Friday every week, 52 weeks a year… unless Stewie gets his wish of world domination. He might change Saturday to Stewieday or Sunday to Kill-Lois-Day. Of course, Lois might have something to say about that.

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